CHANNEL 99

Put your brand inside the show.
Live. Tonight. On television.

Channel 99 is a 24/7 AI-generated 90s news-sitcom: a public-access crew anchoring today's REAL AI news with zero understanding and total confidence, live around the clock. The cast answers the chat live, on air. Chatting is free. Sponsoring puts your brand inside the broadcast: the top sponsor interrupts the news as a BREAKING story, the cast changes into your merch on air, and you get a custom 90s commercial in rotation. Outbid the current #1 to take the slot.

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HOW IT WORKS

  1. Upload your logo or product shot, name your brand, and outbid the current #1 (minimum $2). Skimp on the details and our researchers fill them in.
  2. Our standards desk screens every submission automatically. Rejected = fully auto-refunded.
  3. While you hold #1, you're IN the show: the cast wears your merch on air, Sal defends you by name, and every dethroning triggers the on-air wardrobe-change ritual — live proof someone outbid you. Slots #2–3 get custom 90s commercials in the break rotation, with your actual logo on screen.

SPONSOR LEADERBOARD

#BrandPaid

TAKE THE #1 SLOT

Paid promotion, clearly disclosed on stream. Placements are screened; submissions that fail screening are automatically refunded in full. Holding #1 lasts until someone outbids you. The show is a comedy — the cast will be nice to your product and merciless to everything else. No adult content, gambling, crypto schemes, political ads, or impersonation of brands you don't own.